Addicted To Blogging?
I even have Tiddles check my Blog when I’m at work
Take Uncle Ryan’s Blogging test and see how addicted you are.
10: You decide to stay in school for another year just for the free Internet access.
9: You’d rather spend time with your blog rather than with your partner.
8: When you stupidly lock your keys, baby and laptop in your car, your first thought is “Oh my god, my blog.”
7: If a family member walks in the general vicinity of the computer, you sprint like a maniac and plop yourself in the seat before they do.
6: You “mental blog” while driving, shopping, eating, working, in the bathtub and oh dear….in bed with your other half.
5: You tell your partner that you’ll be up to bed in ten minutes after you check your blog, only to wake up the following morning drooling over your keyboard.
4: You switch off your modem and get a terrible empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3: You spend the full overseas flight with the computer on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.
2: You think “I can stop at any time.”
1: Two minutes after meeting someone new, you ask “so do you blog?”
I’m not going to reveal what I scored, it’s embarrassing and scary.
If you scored between 0 – 3 you could probably stop blogging any time you like, everything is under control.
If you scored between 4 – 7 you have a serious problem, you should see a shrink, cut your modem cable and ask your family for forgiveness before it’s too late.
If you scored between 8 – 10 it’s too late for you!! Say goodbye to your loved ones, give up your job, move into a one bedroom apartment, close the curtains and blog away.
Do you have a problem?
Don’t worry I’m here to help
It’s all going to be OK you can talk to me, well unless you’ve done all 10 then there’s just no hope for you!!!
Thanks to John Kunze
Hello, my name is Ryan. Just an ordinary guy spreading the love from the beautiful city of Edinburgh, Scotland. Feel free to email me by clicking on the wee white envelope below.
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HA! Very clever. Yes, I think I’m addicted to blogging too. Oh well, at least we’re in good company.
I thought I was… but apparently I’m not
haha yes omg I think im addicted to blogging
guilty esp for the number #1
Hilarious!! I thought I had this one — I mean, I am the laziest blogger ever! How could I be addicted? But I totally associate people with their blogs, even here in my hometown. And I think in terms of “can I blog about it?”
A great list! I don’t think I’m that bad although whenever I take photos now, I think to myself if my readers would like the picture or what story will go good with the photo. Tiddles looks mesmerized by your posts.
Hey, something looks a little different about you. Did you cut your hair? Get a new shirt? I can’t put my finger on it…oh now I see. You’ve changed the place up a bit. Love the new design. And yes, I followed your checklist and see I need to sign up for Bloggers Anonymous. This could be considered the first meeting!
Oh, dear me! I think I have more than a few symptoms of that blogger disease. Is it fatal???? Like your new look in here, Ryan. Took me awhile to figure out how to comment.
Funny! I like #8
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